a jiggalin baby

* this blog is all over the place because my grandmother is ramblin about everything under the sun and ii dnt want to be rude and walk away but she is SERIOUSLY throwing me off



Soooo back on the topic of body image ...

If you saw my profile you know I'm from the queens long island area.
Now ii very rarely stay in my heavily secluded and boring area of L.I, more often than not you will find me in queens or brooklyn.
Now if your from queens you know about the ave.aka Jamaica Avenue.
Just to give you a little background on the ave, (the area I'm talking about) its about 9 or 10 blocks of nail salons hair salons random street vendors fast food places A LOT of clothing stores (mostly unknown) and just alotta other random bull shavitz.
But what's the bee's knees' about the ave ... Wweeeeeeellllll ill tell yuh :).
THE PEOPLE !
Jamaica avenue breeds a certain pedigre of people most of whom are hot steamin funky messes
Now in high school you couldn't tell me and my friends nothing. We were ALWAYS on the ave ( ave bumz in the worst way smh)
However starting with my senior year ii tried my hardest to avoid tht horrific place.
The other day me and my bestest christine decided we wanted to go to the free beach (rockaway).
This unfourtunately meant ii had to walk down the ave to catch the train ( lawd ghud plz protect mi sooouuulll ).
Sadly ii saw the same bummy boyz that were sooo cute to me a few years back doin the same xact thing they had been doing years before ( nikes jordans air forces guccis ! ... My thoughts;Umm excuse me mister where exactly is your store ? )
But tis not the stagnent boys ii speak of today noooo it is THE BIG BODIED FEMALES WHO FEEL IT IS OK TO SHOW THERE BOOTY TOOTING WAYS IN PUBLIC!
I'd like to say darn all you nasty women to heck ! Now there is nothing wrong with loving your big body cuz Lord knows ii love mine but gracious cookies please love you self in the right sized clothing.
Stop wearing a 10 when you know you needed an 18 ( I dnt care if it was the only one left and you really liked it and it was 95% off put it down in the name of the LORD!)
I seen 2 particular cases that sent me to hell on the 1252pm express train with no ac.
Case #1 this big ting apparentlii watched E! News a few nights ago about how to make your own cut off jeans deconstructed jeans and bleached (acid washed) jeans and this gyal decided to combine them all together.
That's mistake number 1 ( ur doin way too much ma ). Now apparentlii she under estimated the girth of her jello thigh and length of her inseam and took cut off to a whole nother level ( weehhh lawwd).
The acidcutdeconstruc jeans she made were not even eastern parkway on labor day ( bk ppl n west indian from ny know what ii mean) appropriate.
Mistake number 2 is that SHES OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.
Nononononono
NO!
I'm not gunna even go any further ( ooo yea there were fish net stockings a matchin denim vest pleather boots a cap n a $2 tee involved)
Ok now I'm really none with her -_-.

Case number #2 is a case that hurts my heart because this young lady was very pretty aparently she was robbed ( cuz no one wit sense would do this purposelii ii hope) for her pants.
Yes ... Her pants.shorty was outside with no pants on smh ( po lil tink tink ).
It was bad to the point tht the same bummy men who holla as long as u have a vagina and atleast one stable boob were tellin her ... Its not that bad boo boo

I tell you all of this to say ... Install full length mirrors on the door that you use to leave your house
It would really make the world a better place. Like my cousin ayana( ilovehimlikeafatkidlovescake.blogspot.com pastrygirl.blogspot.com) says "be classy not trashy and showing all the ass-y".
Ladies let's be comfertable in our skin but let's keep it rated g for the public therz children around. Smh.

...And that's the way the cookie crumbles :):)