detective cookie on the case

Ok I've been having these strange sleeping cycles lately where ii wake up around 6 to do a blog then knock out until 12 ... :/ oo well.

I was bored the other day so ii got 2 thinking about the careers ii should persue and ii was like heyyyy ii should be a celebrity detective or something bc I'm strange n come up with things that (ii think) nobody else thinks of. For instance the anna nicole ( Lord rest her soul ) case. I personally believe tht Larry Kid had a lot to do with her fate ... Nothing new ii know. But wait! I have my own take on it, here's what I think happened; I believe that Larry (said like lisa from sister sister) is guilty of greed this man knew what he was doing. He was after annas money however he couldn't go about it any ole way ... He couldn't ”dispose” of her 1st bc her son would fight 4 her estate n the baby nd all that great stuff sooo he decided to silently murder the boy at the happiest time of the womans life. Murderin her grown child served a purpose other than the obvious it would be easy to spin a story on how "unstable" she was bc of her sons death. Of course he couldn't "get rid " of her too soon because ppl could catch on so he waited a few months just enough for the world to see how much she adored her precious ( and might ii add gorgeous) baby girl and sadly for the media to speculate her goin back to her old ways so to speak. Now in m wording ( ii really dnt like that word) ms smith "he" knew that wasn't the end of this road there of course would be a custody battle for the baby in which he would duke it out with the other gentleman to prove he was in fact the one who donated 50% of her chromosomes ( because ii personally believe the other man had the childs best intrest at heart). Now this man won the custody battle which means he won her money pretty much right? Well ii believe there is a little more to it. I believe he will xploit that girl til her bones run dry. You might say noooo he wouldn't but think about it he's only going to do it every once in a while because he's going to want her to have a "normal life" but as she gets older ii have a feeling he gunna pull a chris jenner/ spencer pratt and tip off the paps as to where sweetie is having her sweet 16 and she's gonna become a big deal because let's face it the child looks exactly like her mama. All of a sudden she's gunna wanna be an actress or a singer then she's guna pose 4 playboy in the same style her mama did n its gunna be for the 25th anii of her mothers untimely death. And guess who will be her manager through all of this ... THA PAPPY! So this man is cakin it for years too come. I dnt wanna say wat ii think will happen after that because ii do belive in speaking things into being and ii dnt wish bad things on peoples children but thts wat ii believe happened and will happen for years too come smh.

I have my other uninvestigated theories concerning other famous ppl (coughcough chrisbrownrihanna coughcough) but ill get into those later because my blog energy tank just hit empty n I'm sleepy again. But just as a disclaimer this is completely my opinion ii dnt need any one barking at me at any point ii dnt tke to kindly to being spoken down too ... Anywho toodles



...And that's the way the cookie crumbles :):).